I Think Fearless is Having Fears but Jumping Anyway

I don't know how they did this, but someone was a genius and made moving polaroids.

Hello everyone!

I've been having a throwback obsession with Taylor at the moment. For some reason, I can't stop listening to "Sad Beautiful Tragic" from her Red album. It's amazing and the lyrics are so pretty.

Now I've probably said this before, but I don't care if you don't like Taylor's music. That's completely fine. Everyone is entitled to their opinion on music. Like, I don't care for Austin Mahone. I can't even tell you what I don't like about him. I just don't particularly care for him. 

However, the instant you complain about how Taylor is a crazy girlfriend who dates too many guys, that's where I draw the line. You're getting into very dangerous waters there. I would advise you to swim as quickly as possible away from there. Because that would be one argument you would lose. Guaranteed.

There was one time in school where one boy said something about Taylor's many boyfriends. Let's just say it didn't go down too well for him.

Pretty Much.

Now, I'm not a huge fan of Miley either. She's okay. But this quote kind of slays the haters. 

Hehe. This is completely random I know. But it came up when I search for Taylor Swift for some reason and I thought it was funny. Hehe.

If you get that, you are my new best friend.

Wait. What was this post about again? Ummmmmmmmmm............................ I guess you can say I am a very random human being. Tee Hee.

Basically I just searched a bunch of random stuff on the internet because I was bored and put them into a post. Hee hee

Sorry for being so random today. I felt like it.

From my corner to yours
Jennifer Whyskers

Random Facts of Uselessness #7

Hello!

I haven't done one of these in a very, very, VERY long time. So, here. : )

• More than 86,000 people are injured by tripping over their cats or dogs every year in the United States. What can I say? We live in a country of klutzes. 
• Elephant brains can weigh up to 5 kg (11 lb), more than the brain of any other animal. Umm, whoa. 
  
• Tigers are the only predators known to regularly feed on adult bears. Fierce.
• In 2006, an Australian man tried to sell New Zealand on Ebay. Nice try dude, but I don't think that's going to work.
• Cows emit more methane than the oil industry and are a huge factor in global warming. Although, I would rather cut down oil than cows. I couldn't live without hamburgers.

Who knew an elephant's brain was that big? Or that the United States was so uncoordinated? Believe me, I have hurt myself several times by tripping over my dog. Count me in that 86,000 please.

From my corner to yours,

Jennifer Whyskers

Band-Aids Don't Fix Bullet Holes. Now That's Just Common Sense

I have just been slayed.

Yesterday, at the Billboard awards, Taylor Swift released her latest music video for "Bad Blood" and it is amazing. Like better than words. Like I am freaking out. As soon as I saw it, I died. I fell on the floor and died. Really this is the ghost of Jennifer writing this.

Anyway, Taylor really pulled out all the stops for this video. Everyone and their mother was in it (Selena Gomez, Zendaya, Gigi Hadid, Kendrick Lamar, and Cara Delvingne, just to name a few). There's even an ode to her cats in the video! The actresses that play Olivia Benson in Law and Order and Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy starred in the video as well. Since Taylor named her cats off of those two characters it seems fitting that they are a part of Taylor's army.

The video was action-packed and featured Taylor Swift kicking major butt. In the beginning of the video, Arsyn (Selena Gomez) and Catastrophe (Taylor)  are working together and kicking butt. Then, Arsyn betrays Catastrophe by pushing her out a window. Ouch.

What does Catastrophe do, you might ask? Build an elite team of the best warriors around to get revenge on Arson. Because, as you may or may not know, there is nothing Taylor does better than revenge.  (That was a reference for the Swifties out there).

Did Catastrophe get her revenge? Who knows. The video ends with Cat's fierce army walking to face off Arsyn and her army. There are explosions in the background because every music video needs explosions. Duh!

No but seriously. I had to watch it like ten times to take in everything. Even now I'm still dying about how amazing it was. If you haven't seen it, watch it. Just prepare for Taylor to slay you so hard you're not going to be able to move. You'll just lie there wondering how you ever lived without it.

While you're at it, buy the song, which features Kendrick Lamar. And if you haven't buy 1989. It will change your life for the better.

If all of a sudden you become obsessed with her, understand that you're not alone. Many people have fallen prey to Taylor's amazing talent and generosity. Good thing there's Swiftamine for that.

From my corner of the world to yours,

Jennifer Whyskers

My Very Lovely Day: May 17, 2015

Ugh.

I have the worst case of post nasal drip at the moment which is why I haven't posted in a very long time. My throat hurts so bad right now. It hurts every time I swallow. I am honestly at the point where I want to rip my throat out. Maybe that will get me some relief. Because none of these allergy medicines are working.

Normally, an allergy pill along with a Mucinex D clears up my symptoms in a few hours. However, today the pills I took aren't working. So, I've been taking a variety of horse pills all day to see what will help. This is what I have found out about allergy medication today.

Mmmhmmm. This is the truth about allergy pills.

On the bright side, I can breathe out of both nostrils! That's good news. So, besides the fact that I want to rip my throat out, my ears are stuffy, and I feel slightly nauseous I am completely fine!

Today, I watched Kitchen Nightmares and Supernatural on Netflix in-between my hour-long naps. Actually, my nausea may be caused by what I was watching. Supernatural is kind of gory at parts, and Kitchen Nightmares makes me scared to eat at restaurants. Some of the horrible food Gordon Ramsay has pulled out of walk-in fridges made me want to throw up. Badly.

If you have never heard of Supernatural before, then what are you doing with your life? Just kidding. If you like ghosts and monsters getting their butts kicked, check it out. The show is fantastic. And hilarious. 

If you do happen to watch Supernatural, YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! You should then get these memes. Maybe. P.S. There may be spoilers for some people. You have been warned. 

True. So True. 

Good reference Sam. I love how Dean has no idea what is going on.

I am not crazy because crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore I'm not.

Oh Dean. I don't think that is the smartest thing to say to the cop who has just arrested you. 

When Dean has the chance to name a new creature, he picks Jefferson Starships, because logic.

Ladies and gentleman! Dean Winchester is also Bruce Wayne! That explains a lot.

Sibling goals. 

Basically, Sam and Dean Winchester are amazing brothers who kick supernatural butt. They are the reason I didn't sleep all day. Oh, and Gordon Ramsay screaming at restaurant owners.

Thought that was appropriate there.

From my ill corner to yours,

Jennifer Whiskers

Message to all Mothers

Thank you mothers for being so awesome.

Thank you for putting up with me and my friends. My friends and I are totally insane (especially together), and yet somehow you find a way to put up with us and keep your sanity at the same time. Sort of. :)

Thank you for putting up with my loud obnoxious self that loves to complain about everything. Like that piece of dirt over there is really getting on my nerves, and you still listen to me rant about it. Jk, I don't rant about dirt.

Thank you for nurturing and taking care of me through all of my ups and downs. Thanks for providing me with food and clothing and a nice home. You're the best.

Thank you for being so encouraging. You push me to reach my full potential. Without you, I wouldn't have accomplished the many things I have accomplished so far. Your support has really brought me to where I am today.

Thanks for being a shoulder to cry on when I'm sad. Even though I have no idea why I'm sad half the time. My tear ducts just have a mind of themselves sometimes.

Thank you for putting up with my obsessions. I know you don't understand my deep love for Taylor Swift or R5 or Fall Out Boy, but you still put up with me yelling and screaming whenever one of their songs comes on the radio.

Thank you for spending your life in the car so I can be part of track and choir and drama and all of the other things I do.

Most of all, thanks for being the best mother on the planet. No, the universe. THAT'S RIGHT ALIENS!!!!!! MY MOM IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOM!!!!!

Mom's are literally the best. Don't believe me? Just watch. (Sorry Dad.)

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there. Thanks for being so awesome. (Yes I mean alien moms too.)

From my corner of the world to yours,

Jennifer Whyskers