I Think Fearless is Having Fears but Jumping Anyway

I don't know how they did this, but someone was a genius and made moving polaroids.

Hello everyone!

I've been having a throwback obsession with Taylor at the moment. For some reason, I can't stop listening to "Sad Beautiful Tragic" from her Red album. It's amazing and the lyrics are so pretty.

Now I've probably said this before, but I don't care if you don't like Taylor's music. That's completely fine. Everyone is entitled to their opinion on music. Like, I don't care for Austin Mahone. I can't even tell you what I don't like about him. I just don't particularly care for him. 

However, the instant you complain about how Taylor is a crazy girlfriend who dates too many guys, that's where I draw the line. You're getting into very dangerous waters there. I would advise you to swim as quickly as possible away from there. Because that would be one argument you would lose. Guaranteed.

There was one time in school where one boy said something about Taylor's many boyfriends. Let's just say it didn't go down too well for him.

Pretty Much.

Now, I'm not a huge fan of Miley either. She's okay. But this quote kind of slays the haters. 

Hehe. This is completely random I know. But it came up when I search for Taylor Swift for some reason and I thought it was funny. Hehe.

If you get that, you are my new best friend.

Wait. What was this post about again? Ummmmmmmmmm............................ I guess you can say I am a very random human being. Tee Hee.

Basically I just searched a bunch of random stuff on the internet because I was bored and put them into a post. Hee hee

Sorry for being so random today. I felt like it.

From my corner to yours
Jennifer Whyskers

My Very Lovely Day: May 17, 2015

Ugh.

I have the worst case of post nasal drip at the moment which is why I haven't posted in a very long time. My throat hurts so bad right now. It hurts every time I swallow. I am honestly at the point where I want to rip my throat out. Maybe that will get me some relief. Because none of these allergy medicines are working.

Normally, an allergy pill along with a Mucinex D clears up my symptoms in a few hours. However, today the pills I took aren't working. So, I've been taking a variety of horse pills all day to see what will help. This is what I have found out about allergy medication today.

Mmmhmmm. This is the truth about allergy pills.

On the bright side, I can breathe out of both nostrils! That's good news. So, besides the fact that I want to rip my throat out, my ears are stuffy, and I feel slightly nauseous I am completely fine!

Today, I watched Kitchen Nightmares and Supernatural on Netflix in-between my hour-long naps. Actually, my nausea may be caused by what I was watching. Supernatural is kind of gory at parts, and Kitchen Nightmares makes me scared to eat at restaurants. Some of the horrible food Gordon Ramsay has pulled out of walk-in fridges made me want to throw up. Badly.

If you have never heard of Supernatural before, then what are you doing with your life? Just kidding. If you like ghosts and monsters getting their butts kicked, check it out. The show is fantastic. And hilarious. 

If you do happen to watch Supernatural, YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! You should then get these memes. Maybe. P.S. There may be spoilers for some people. You have been warned. 

True. So True. 

Good reference Sam. I love how Dean has no idea what is going on.

I am not crazy because crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I'm crazy. Therefore I'm not.

Oh Dean. I don't think that is the smartest thing to say to the cop who has just arrested you. 

When Dean has the chance to name a new creature, he picks Jefferson Starships, because logic.

Ladies and gentleman! Dean Winchester is also Bruce Wayne! That explains a lot.

Sibling goals. 

Basically, Sam and Dean Winchester are amazing brothers who kick supernatural butt. They are the reason I didn't sleep all day. Oh, and Gordon Ramsay screaming at restaurant owners.

Thought that was appropriate there.

From my ill corner to yours,

Jennifer Whiskers

Dear Mother Nature,

I don't get you. I seriously don't. Like you have some pretty messed up logic from my perspective. Oh, so you decide to give us snow for Halloween, not give us snow on Christmas so I could only dream of a white Christmas, but then you give us snow in April to make up for it?

Really?

Oh wait, it was your "April Fools" joke because you happen to have an amazing sense of humor. Well guess what? Not funny. Not funny at all. You know the joke has gone too far when you have to wear gloves and a hat to keep warm in April. April for crying out loud! What happened to April showers and May flowers? Cause at this point I will be surprised if weeds are able to grow.

You tell her kid.

But honestly, I just want winter to be over. Today, it was actually nice outside. And when I mean nice, I mean I walked around outside without a coat and didn't freeze to death. (I probably didn't freeze to death because I am so used to frigid temperatures so that anything over 40 degrees feels like 80). The sun was shining and everything! Which is funny, saying that yesterday it was snowing and the sun was no where to be found. What the heck Mother Nature? Make up your mind!

The good news is, the rest of next week doesn't seem so bad temperature wise. You must be in a pretty good mood right now. There is, however, one day where it will get down to 40 degrees, though. Hey, it's in the positives! *eyeroll*

I really can't complain though. You seem to be making things a little warmer. I hope. You better. I'm sick of wearing sweaters. And I have some cute sweaters. HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME HATE SWEATERS MOTHER NATURE! I didn't even think that was possible. But apparently it is.

Just please continue with the nice weather like today for the rest of eternity. I would really appreciate that. Actually, I think the world would appreciate that.

~Jennifer

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That is my very nice letter addressed to the one and only Mother Nature. I think she needs therapy.

Just to end on a positive, less-ranty note, here are some hilarious weather memes that I didn't know I needed to see until I went on the internet. Gosh, I love you internet.

This isn't happening now (Thank God) but it did once. Or twice. Or everyday for the past three months.

Fyi, meteorology isn't really an exact science. So that would explain why weather people are always wrong.

I have family in Florida. This makes me very jealous.

This is about the opposite problem than what I've been experiencing, which is probably why I found it so funny.

From my slowly getting warmer corner to yours, 

Jennifer Whyskers

Forever Alone on Valentine's day

Hello all you homo-sapiens out there! (Or whatever you are. I do not discriminate species. Aliens are always welcome :)

Today is Valentine's Day, and if you have been living under a rock for your entire life (or happen to be an alien), Valentine's Day is a day for the couples. Every year people express their love for one another through chocolate and flowers.

Unless you are like me. Forever alone. (Just kidding, I'm still young)

For everyone who does not have a significant other, it is just another day for guys (unless they have a crush on someone), and a day of wallowing in sadness watching their favorite love stories for the 50th time for the girls. Actually, I wouldn't know what Valentine's day is like for single guys. I'm not a guy.

Anyway, to brighten everyone's day, I found some hilarious #foreveralone pictures off the wonder that is the internet. You can thank me later.